FUNNIES
And the sign said..
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
Call your plumber."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action."